E3 2002 Report
I survived E3 2002, and all I got was this Lara Croft pin-up and a massive earache. The ear pain came from several hours of communicating by yelling into the ears of others in order to be heard above the sound of car crashes, sniper fire, clashing swords, and all the other cheerful, twinkling noises that video games make.
Not that I'm complaining, no. My friend David and I were in gamers' heaven as we perused the booths, although he was often preoccupied by the fact that so many of the attendees were his height (6'4"), an improbable fact which he felt must contain some secret message. I, meanwhile, was concerned with the secret message I kept hearing from the trade show floor, and it was this: "Is there really anything wrong with owning 3 gaming consoles? Huh? Is there?"
I hate to say it but the game that really captured my attention was Panzer Dragoon Orta, an X-Box exclusive. The visuals for this game were mind-blowing. And here I was, all set to buy a Playstation 2 ("Is there anything wrong...?"). Other things that looked tasty: WarCraft III (PC), Mario Sunshine (GameCube), Age of Mythology (PC), Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Playstation 2), and The Lord of the Rings (X-Box). Unfortunately, a lot of the most touted games (The Sims Online, Doom III, Everquest 2) were invitation-only or required you to stand in a long line, just for a peek. I skipped that.
There was plenty of other fun stuff to see, too. I got to see Tony Hawk skating a half-pipe, and Evolution Robotics had their new robot roaming the floor. But perhaps the most exciting thing of all was the unexpected appearance of Fear Effect 3: The Inferno, starring our favorite lesbian console hero, Rain! I questioned the folks at Eidos about the title but they said they had zero information on it. However, from the footage I saw, it's quite clear that Rain's special relationships will continue to be highlighted in this new saga.

(No Spoilers.) All praise goes to my sister, whose total ass-kickingness I humbly acknowledge here. Because she is the one who got me my ticket to the Los Angeles premiere screening of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, which I've reproduced here. If you're a fan and want a fan's perspective on the film, I'll give you the essential information right now: I think it's right up there with Episode V. I just loved the hell out of this movie.

