For years, I didn't pay that much attention to what people were searching for when they came to my site. That's because, for the most part, it was rather predictable. People were looking for "sex comics" and that's how they found my site. In time the searches became more particular, but they were essentially variations on the original: "lesbian comics," "nude comics" and "veronica nude comics" were all very popular search queries.

Now, however, there is a lot more variety, and for the first time I'm finding a lot of natural language queries in the search requests that lead to In Sequence. Often I feel a sense of sadness well up inside me when I see these unanswered questions in my search queries list--it's like hearing a cry in the wilderness. So I thought I'd put some of these queries before my readers, in the hopes that someone might have the answers readily available. Please reply in the comments if you know:

Query: What qualities are gay millionaires looking for in boy toys?
Anyone?

Query: Zombie sightings in east los angeles?
I'd like to know myself.

Query: If you've been locked alive inside a coffin can you get out if it's behind a wall?
I think this one might be urgent.

Now one that I can answer.

Query: Favorite Smiths lyrics?
That's a tough choice. It's also difficult to consider the lyrics apart from the Smiths's lovely guitar, but I think I'd choose That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore.