It's true, it's official, it's confirmed. I, Teresa Ortega, will buy any comic book title that features two women kissing on the cover. I am powerless against it. So feel free to continue this trend, publishers, especially those of you pursuing the long tail--rest assured that this maneuver will gain you a sale with me, now and always.

While we're discussing lesbians, I noticed Yahoo! News seems to be getting into gay humor, or at least I supposed that was the purpose of their recent headline story, Finger length linked to female sporting potential. As always, the gay community appreciates your outreach.